SEALs Messengers of G-d?

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A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had
completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member
of the ACLU.
One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling,
and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off
this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still
waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his
seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned
and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, “What the hell is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The SEAL calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like
an asshole. So He sent me.”