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Another Hillery Joke

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:21 pm
by scottc
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State.

She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day
become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New
York Senator and how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that
came to her desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she
seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red
sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the
crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs how they came
to select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so
full of crap it can no longer fly.