Dem Joke
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:03 pm
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor,lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love
with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy
said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping
to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids."
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor,lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love
with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy
said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping
to secure the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids."