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Fun Facts about liberals

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:57 pm
by scottc
The main diet of the liberal is tofu and granola. This makes them puny and easy to throw.

Liberal will try to entice you with their logic. Counter with a bitch slap.

Hanging a picture of Ronald Reagan over you door will keep liberals from entering.

Liberals are against nuclear weapons but have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities.

If you see a fuel-efficient car, it’s probably being driven by a liberal. Run it off the road with you SUV.

Liberals are constantly inflaming the culture war. They seem to forget which side has all the guns.

Then most dangerous predator of liberals is the real world. They hide from it in college campuses.

Inspired by rhyming slogans and giant puppets, liberals sometimes congregate into groups known as “protests.” The purpose of these is unknown.

Liberals are always whining about tolerance, but when I punch them for that, the get moody, Hey, be tolerant!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:58 pm
by Splitter
You don't know how much I'd like to bitch slap John Kerry or Ted Kennedy right now... what a couple of buffoons.

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:59 pm
by norfdet
Splitter wrote:You don't know how much I'd like to bitch slap John Kerry or Ted Kennedy right now... what a couple of buffoons.
If you did they would charge you with alcohol abuse as it would surely cause the drink to spill.